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The Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!

These guys are most definitely not ready for marriage. Run straight for the door if one ever opens a conversation with one of these zingers...

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, do you have one I can borrow?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous...

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

You look like you have nice feet.

You look tired… probably because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Good news! The doctor said my mono has finally cleared up... Wanna make out?

You are a dang good theif - you stole my heart from all the way across the room.

Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.

My love for you is like diarrhea - I just can’t keep it in.

You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.

What’s that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle from when our eyes met!

Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world.

Hi, my name is Justin... Justin Credible.

Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.

Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?