Thu, November 17 2011, 20:55 EST

Engagement ring? Check. Wedding dress? Check. Wildly inappropriate wedding song? Uh…
Make sure to add these tunes to the Do Not Play list before your big day.
The Police, Every Breath You Take
Yes, this is a classic song that showcases The Police’s masterful musical composition and Sting’s ridiculously stunning voice. And to many people, it even comes across as romantic… if you’re a stalker. ‘Nuf said.
Destiny’s Child, Independent Woman
Most men love a lady who is independent, strong and self-sufficient. But though this Destiny’s Child anthem has a great beat and catchy tune, it comes off as polarizing to members of the opposite sex because it essentially holds that a woman doesn’t need a man. And while semantically that may be true, no guy appreciates feeling unappreciated.
Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You
This gal’s voice was arguably the voice of her generation (before Bobbi Brown and other questionable behavior which shall go unmentioned) and the Bodyguard ballad is very beautiful. But don’t let the title fool you, this is song is nothing more than a break-up song.
The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
No explanation necessary.
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