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Dear Hugh,

I'm sorry to hear about your broken engagement. You must be devastated, having been jilted just 4 days before your 3rd wedding. Crystal seemed like a really sweet and genuine gal. Her smile was adorable-- it's no wonder you fell hard. I can't understand why any girl would leave you like that. She clearly has no idea what she's missing out on. You are a sexy, intelligent, spunky 85 year old and any girl would be lucky to have you. You are way sexier than my 83 year old grandfather and apparently certain women think he's really hot.

The thing is Hugh, and I mean this with the utmost respect, perhaps you need to consider the type of women you're going for. Maybe they're a bit too immature for an experienced man like yourself. I'm not saying Crystal didn't love you (I'm certain she did) it's just sometimes young women aren't ready to settle down, tie the knot and start popping out babies. The whole idea of commitment is scary to them. I know tons of 25 year olds who panicked and called off their weddings at the last minute.

Crystal probably has a severe case of FOMO. In case you don't know what that is, it's the "fear of missing out." If she settles down, she may miss out on other relationships with men not nearly as wealthy as you, like Regis Philbin, Larry King, and Dr. Phil. (By the way I highly doubt the rumors that she's dating Dr. P's son-- he's chubby and will likely go bald in five years.) Or maybe Crystal is just one of those "girl players" who likes to get around in which case it's really good that she dumped you. Trust me, she did you a favor. You don't want to be with a classless girl like that. She probably has some sort of STD or something. I once dated a player who turned out to be a real ass. It wasn't fun.

I'm not justifying Crystal's change of heart, I just wanted to offer you some comfort during this difficult time. The road to love can be grueling. But I'm one of those idealists that believe in true, romantic love. I know it's out there so don't listen to people who say it's not. They're just rational scaredy-cats who end up marrying for convenience or money and usually have boring, passionless sex lives.

Anyway, I'm here if you need anything or want to talk. I'm 24 but my mom always said I was an old soul, so we'd probably get along real well.  Give me a call (or facebook me) if you want to grab coffee.

xoxo
Alison

P.S: Make sure to take back the engagement ring you gave to her.